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We’ll hop on a call where we’ll chat about what you’re looking for in a new home. Your budget, desired location, lifestyle goals, move in date, and anything else important to you!
We’ll custom create a fully comprehensive fancy research spreadsheet with all of our target apartments, prices, SQFT, and whatever else you’d like to know.
This will dramatically reduce the time you spend clicking through out-dated listings & touring incompatible apartments. We will condense all of your research in one place.
Armed with your new fancy apartment research spreadsheet, you’ll have what you need to tour! We’ll team up in person or remotely to tour the apartment complexes together and become best friends. It will be awesome.
When we find an apartment you love, you’ll submit a simple application to the building. All you’ll have to do is list us as your referral. The apartment takes care of contributing to our funds of overpriced cocktails and breakfast tacos. That’s why we’re free for you to work with!
You will host an epic fiesta in your cool new apartment. It will be attended by famous Instagramers with lots of followers, stars from that Netflix show you just binged, and foreign dignitaries from exotic countries. It will be awesome. Hopefully we will be invited.
Alex grew up in Miami, Florida in a wacky Cuban-American household.
In 2015 he decided to trade in salsa music & beaches for breakfast tacos & brisket in Texas where he now calls home.
When he doesn’t have his apartment locating hat on, you can expect him traveling the world, lifting weights, waxing poetically about fancy Ramen, or stuffing his face at strange restaurants.
Frequently Admired Queso
Yes! Free like that Netflix account your parents don’t know you still use. Apartment buildings pay us to bring people there. Working with us has absolutely no affect on your lease.
Mostly every apartment complex only has unfurnished units available. In some cases, they will have furnished apartments set aside as “corporate housing”, but those have jacked up rates. Usually it’s better to just rent furniture.
The shortest lease terms we can work with is 6 months. Shorter term leases usually have much higher prices than traditional leases (12 month+).
Yes! Our other superpower is being cool tour guides that know all the cool local stuff.
The Houston parts! So….all of it!